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LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TO DEFEAT THE HUUUUUNS. DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS? YOU’RE THE SADDEST BUNCH I EVER MET AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH. MISTER I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.

TRANQUIL AS A FOREST BUT ON FIRE WITHIN. ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER YOU ARE SURE TO WIN. YOU’RE A SPINELESS PALE PATHETIC LOT AND YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE. SOMEHOW I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU.

I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH. SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WHO KNEW ME. BOY WAS I A FOOL IN SCHOOL FOR CUTTING GYM. THIS GUYS GOT ‘EM SCARED TO DEATH. HOPE HE DOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGH ME. NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I KNEW HOW TO SWIM.

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

TIME IS RACING TOWARD US TILL THE HUNS ARRIVE HEED MY EVERY ORDER AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE YOU’RE UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR SO PACK UP GO HOME YOU’RE THROUGH. HOW COULD I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU?

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

BE A MAN YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER BE A MAN WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON BE A MAN WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

EVERYONE NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG

My fav song ever can’t get through a day without hearing it at least once

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sunshiggy:

withourflashlightstothesky:

gibblegabber:

misha-sparkle:

boner-core:

chicksdigthephoenix:

callipygos:

Coming to a theater near you

FUCKING

IM DONE

omg

…..

ABSOLUTELY MELONS. THE ULTIMATE RATING.

are you for…..



I love this a million times X3

sunshiggy:

withourflashlightstothesky:

gibblegabber:

misha-sparkle:

boner-core:

chicksdigthephoenix:

callipygos:

Coming to a theater near you

FUCKING

IM DONE

omg

…..

ABSOLUTELY MELONS. THE ULTIMATE RATING.

are you for…..

I love this a million times X3

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thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:


i just went into my davegam folder and found this.




this deserves so much love XD

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

i just went into my davegam folder and found this.

this deserves so much love XD

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Stupidity

I-I don’t know what my Tumblr name is D:

mmmbopped:

“I’m Emma.”

“Charlotte,” I replied. “I play right forward. Starter.”

“Nice.” Her smile was electric. She had a single dimple that caved in on her left cheek. I rubbed my sweaty palms on the front of my Adidas jacket. “So you’re taking Theater. Isn’t that kind of a…

I would read it if I could find it D:

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oblyvian:

So lately I’ve noticed all the different kinds of girls on tumblr. The ones that have the pictures with all the notes? These five types of girls are basically all the types of girls I see on my dash. Minus the nekked girls, but I didn’t really want to draw that so :T 

I’m not cool enough to be any

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0prah:

i’m still crying about this omg

so much love

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sassy-gay-homestucker:

autotuned-faggotry:

squireofforce:

princeofpoles:

cassiecloud:

cyanidecatnip:

the-curse-no-man-can-bear:

lightyears-awayfromhere:

morganisthename:

You da one with my penis. ;)

I don’t want this night to end with my penis.
Bring it back with my penis. 

So I’m listening to Avril Lavigne.Naked, with my penis.Dear God…

I Will Follow You Into The dark with my penis.

Now Penis…
omg and this song is practically classical. .__.

Unleash with my penis
…

We walk with my penis
xDDD LOL

Just be friends with my penis
oh

Short and sweet with my penis?
Huh.



Three in the morning with my penis… okay

sassy-gay-homestucker:

autotuned-faggotry:

squireofforce:

princeofpoles:

cassiecloud:

cyanidecatnip:

the-curse-no-man-can-bear:

lightyears-awayfromhere:

morganisthename:

You da one with my penis. ;)

I don’t want this night to end with my penis.

Bring it back with my penis. 

So I’m listening to Avril Lavigne.
Naked, with my penis.

Dear God…

I Will Follow You Into The dark with my penis.

Now Penis…

omg and this song is practically classical. .__.

Unleash with my penis

We walk with my penis

xDDD LOL

Just be friends with my penis

oh

Short and sweet with my penis?

Huh.

Three in the morning with my penis… okay

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kingcheddarxvii:

People never know when to leave so they just linger behind me.

It’s really unreasonable of me, but I always get super-annoyed!

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thelotuskandayuu:

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onedirectionluvie:

  • JANUARY BABY

Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt….

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